The Great Webhook Rebellion: When Tickets Fought Back

An integration went rogue: every new ticket triggered ten Slack notifications, three emails, and one confused cat gif. Support scrambled, devs panicked, and the webhook laughed. Only by invoking the sacred curl -X DELETE ritual did order return… temporarily.

Name	Priority	Method
Webhook of Doom	Critical	Disable → Re-enable → Pray
Slack Flooder 3000	High	Reboot SMTP, chant RFC 5321
Email Loop of Eternal Pain	Medium	Click random buttons until it behaves

Learning:

APIs have feelings… apparently. When integrations rebel, humor, patience, and careful debugging are the real superpowers. And maybe keep a cat gif nearby — It calms both humans and webhooks.

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